Dick Taters

I hate bullies.

Be it Nick the Greek (the nickname of the kid who was the closest thing to a bully that I experienced as a child) or world-class bullies, like the Pooteen. Or Li'l Rocket Man. Or... well, everyone knows who they are and there sure are a lot of 'em.

When I'm king I'm going to form a special ops force that specializes in taking out bullies. Each case will be vetted carefully of course.

They'll only take out world-class foreign nationals with so much blood on their hands it will never wash off. As for domestic bullies, that's going to remain up to you America. After all, I'm no bully.

Running for Li'l Rocket Man
     Clip provided by the Pooteen's personal news service

CDL? I don't need no stinkin' CDL!

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° Tech that Chairman Mao could only dream of

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° An Uncanny Resemblance

° “No organization or individual has the power to overstep the constitution or the law”
- Xi Dada (But as long as he and the "organization" change the rules first...)

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